Femi-haters unite

I know somebody in the hate-o-sphere is saying it:

The seduction and destruction of Sanford, Ensign and other GOP heroes is the fault of the women, whose feminine wiles led good men astray, an evil betrayal that began with Eve versus Adam.

Difference between the U.S. and theocracies: The women aren't stoned to death.

Yet.

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Don't get the movie title wrong, Argentina

Mark Sanford confesses to having an affair with a woman in Argentina ...

Quoting the comedy writer in "My Favorite Year" who never speaks aloud, until utter chaos reigns during the live TV show: "Oh, God, this makes me happy!"

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Sorry about that, Chief.

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Don't laugh for him, Argentina

Mark Sanford confesses to having an affair with a woman in Argentina ...

Quoting the comedy writer in "My Favorite Movie" who never speaks aloud, until utter chaos reigns during the live TV show: "Oh, God, this makes me happy!"

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Freedom's regulations

The Supreme Court decided not to mess with the Voting Rights Act ... whew.

Congress deregulated the banks and look where it took us.

Gut the Voting Rights Act and the newly unregulated secret racists will be back preventing black people from voting. Because, some people will do the honest, the right thing, only when punishment hangs over their heads.

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Laugh til I cry

Glass houses and throwing stones

John Ensign confesses to having an affair … it’s not solely a GOP thing, but after the Right condemns a sinner, it’s much more beautiful when the slime splashes back.

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Palin versus Letterman

This country needs Johnny Carson to drop in from the Hereafter to repeat his instruction: “Lighten up.”

Until recently, I thought it was just the GOP that surgically removed the sense of humor from national players, but now the Dems slice and dice, too. So do cable-TV blabbers. Jeeze, they couldn’t recognize a joke if it pasted them with a banana cream pie.

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Fascism, alive and well

San Francisco city law mandates composting garbage.

NYC, aka Nanny town, imposes laws over food.

Feds dictates to financial-sector executives as to how much they can earn.

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Capitalism, alive and cancerous

Ciggy makers buy their freedom from actual regulation.

Bankers cherrypick which regulatory agencies mind the fox and the henhouse.

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Letter to the editor in the Reno Gazette-Journal complains that atheists are “mean.” Well, they have to be; religionists kill people who don’t worship their chosen god.

Yet another Letter to the editor complains about Obama’s plan to expand government. How about we all work for the government? The fascists will be happy, while the small-gov anti-taxers get their taxes back as paychecks.

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Stephen Colbert in Iraq

Somewhere on a celestial golf course, Bob Hope is smiling.