Cry me a scorpion

The scorpion, aka Roseanne, followed its nature. Why is anybody surprised?

She's brilliant in some ways and twisted in others, but has not transcended her upbringing as a child in a closeted Jewish family in Salt Lake City.

The racism in Utah is not closeted.

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Nevada history strikes again

The June 12 primary election ballot lists Virginia City's voting site:

Storey County Courthouse Museum/Slammer

I think I'll vote at the fire station in Lockwood.

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Every other word out of his mouth ...

is a lie. But which ones?

Rule 1 of Liars Club: Keep to the truth for as long as possible; when you lie, stick as close to the truth as possible.

Rule 2: Keep your lies straight in your mind.

Rule 3: When you work for an obvious liar, write memos after every meeting. As soon as possible.

Dear America's Mayor: did you write memos? Or did you trust the Liar in Chief?

Hah! Sucka!

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