Every other word out of his mouth ...

is a lie. But which ones?

Rule 1 of Liars Club: Keep to the truth for as long as possible; when you lie, stick as close to the truth as possible.

Rule 2: Keep your lies straight in your mind.

Rule 3: When you work for an obvious liar, write memos after every meeting. As soon as possible.

Dear America's Mayor: did you write memos? Or did you trust the Liar in Chief?

Hah! Sucka!

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