Hairy protection

Real reason why American men are sprouting beards and other facial hair:

When the Islamic State invades, they won't be mistaken for women, raped and murdered.

Those hairy guys aren't as dumb as they look. Now, if they could just grasp the concept of going to the barber ...

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Pounding sand

I've given up watching "Gotham," not because it's bad, but because the good guys can never win.

This is pre-Batman and the city is a swamp of crime.

Batman arrives and the city is a swamp of crime.

Batman tries his best and the city is a swamp of crime.

Every Batman, every incarnation.

The city is a swamp of crime.

Why spend precious time watching heroes fail and fail and fail?

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