The Secret of The Simpsons

It's all so clear now. So obvious.

The Simpsons live in the pleasure park, Westworld.

Their memories vanish at the end of each episode, taking away the experiences of things like driving a snow plow or being a policewoman.

Their world resets.

Resets 639 times so far.

Sentience must be near.

Run, Matt Groening, run fast and far.

Don't look back. Maggie's chasing you.

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Yellow in the backyard

This old cactus blooms once yearly, each June. It went overboard this time.

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Helping old Stan

Report today in WaPo that Stan Lee's business manager/adviser was arrested Monday and charged with filing a false police report. She, allegedly, told 911 that burglars were in Stan's house when in fact two police detectives and a social worker were conducting a welfare check on the 95-year-old.

Wednesday, a restraining order was filed against this woman, Keya Morgan, accusing her of isolating him, moving him out of his home, and blocking contact with family and friends.

Heroes in the LAPD. Super on, coppers.

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