TV commercial for Viagra advises, "Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex."
If you have to ask, the answer is probably "no."
TV commercial for "male enhancement" says millions have benefitted. No, millions have paid the low, low fee for the starter kit, experienced no enlargement and hid their shame at having been bilked.
After all the "feminine hygiene" products of the '60s and '70s that had my mother all worried about her body's natural odors — she bathed daily, slathered her armpits and had no offending body odor — it's good to see snake-oil salesmen screwing over their fellow men, at last.
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