05 October 2008

W. got a sex change

Shock of realization, conceived a couple weeks ago but unwritten then: Sarah Palin is loved by the GOP "base" because she is George W. Bush, with tits. Fortunately for my sanity, I'm not the only person who noticed.

The inability to speak in coherent sentences that haven't been fed to her, the Wasilla valley accent that's almost a parody of W's mush-mouthed fake-Texas accent, the cocky smile and winks, the utter incuriosity about the world beyond America, the flinging-about of cliched buzz words with patriotic coating ... I'd go on, but I have to barf now.

And she's going to win the election for McBush.

Will somebody loan me $40,000 so I can emigrate to New Zealand? Please?

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