17 March 2009

Fast fix for the budget deficit

Russia rebuilds its nuclear weapons stockpile; Iran forces its citizens to chant "Death to America" daily in the streets; the Dear Leader of North Korea brainwashes residents to believe that the U.S. is going to invade, just an instant from ... now .... wait ... now ... waaait ... now!

In exchange for millions of under-the-table money, B. Obama and H. Clinton should offer, sub rosa, to bluster and threaten and behave like barbarians. Pay us and we'll scare your people out of their shoes. Money goes into U.S. coffers and dictators keep their jobs.

Hugo Chavez might cough up dough, too. Better still, oil.

G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North have the experience. Turn 'em back into spooks.

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