Great White Hunter?

That personality-damaged, lion-killing dentist's got nothing on the old-time Nevada casino-hotel owner, the late Charles Mapes.

In the mid-1970s, Charlie fell back into gotta-kill-me-some-animals mode. Off to Africa he went.

He already had a room full of dead animals' heads and elephant tusks, but he needed more.

When he returned from safari, he was most proud of bagging a dik-dik. Oh, it gave him quite a challenge. He was having it stuffed.

The dik-dik is an antelope that weighs less than 16 pounds and stands around a foot tall at the shoulder.

Charlie and the dentist have holes in their minds.

So do the sick bastards threatening to kill the dentist; they've missed the point of what he did wrong.

Can we take the tooth-jockey and his fans and dump them in Death Valley with a gallon of water each and some bone knives?

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