Seeking Superman's email address

Anybody know where I can borrow a device that will let me peek through the ceiling of my apartment?

I want to find out what the young couple who live upstairs do during their twice or thrice weekly freak-outs, during which they make all sorts of noises that reverberate through the floor.

No, not those noises.

It's like they move every piece of furniture by bouncing it along. Their flat, like mine, is carpeted; it must take extra effort to project such thumps and thuds. Some nights, they open and close the glass/screen door to their balcony five or six times within 10 minutes.

They used to drop still-lit cigarette butts on the sidewalk, but it's cleaner out there now.

I'm a night owl, so their Riverdance routines don't wake me up. I'm just curious/snoopy.

Thud, stomp, slam, thud, thud ...

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