The Texas two-step, aka backstroke

Parts of Texas are taking turns being underwater, starting last spring. You'd think somebody would learn about the wrong things to do during a flood.

Not in Texas.

On Nov. 1, a Houston official said there had been 130 water rescues over the weekend; they were still counting, but as many as 6 people died in the flooding.

Trump supporters have fallen in love with the "make America great again" bullshit he shovels out.

Could they please start in Texas?

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