Solo, we hardly knew ye

Finally saw "The Force Awakens"... I'm still confused as to why Han's death didn't bring even a tiny tear to my eyes.

(Professor Proton's ghostly attempted suicide by light saber might have ruined it for me.)

The movie's better than I expected.

Carrie, dear, it was worth the pain of shedding all that weight.

Mark, dear, you showed up for work for, what, one day? Great job.

I'm too lazy to look up info on the actor playing Ben. And I'm embarrassed to insist that he isn't as handsome as Leia and Han's kid should be.

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