Journalism 101

The first thing I was taught in my first Journalism class: Never report an event, object, person, whatever as the first, biggest, smallest, oldest, youngest, fastest, and so on.

Never trust your source to be correct.

Within hours, somebody will show up with proof that whatever you labeled as an extreme is not, never was, never will be.

I thought Prez DJT might hire experts in deception—gotta be some Nixon people still breathing—but his first 24 hours as POTUS are not just amateurish, but resemble a first-grade show where the teacher was out sick and the kids took charge.

Bowling in heels? Honestly?

Donnie, honey, have your people explain "video" and "film" and "research."

Your brain won't explode.

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