Channel-surfing brought me to the show "Finding Bigfoot" on Animal Planet. It seems to follow the same moronic idea as various "ghosthunters:" wander around outside in the dark, or in a building in the dark.
Hey, idiots! Human eyes don't work well in the dark. That's why the taxpayers fork over huge amounts of money to buy night-vision equipment for the military, among other people. It's why low-light cameras exist.
If Bigfoot's there (he's not), he is laughing his hairy ass off.
Try daylight hours. You'll find the Sasquatch cave you totally missed in the dark.
Unless you trip and fall into it as you stumble around blind in the dark. That's gotta hurt more than your pride.
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