My new mission: track down every movie critic and reviewer who said "Ad Astra" is a good movie and break their kneecaps.
Boring. Boring. Man's daddy left and he never got over it. Boo frickin' hoo.
The exact same story translates to a modern navy, a West-bound wagon train, and a trudge to the North Pole.
Lots of floating spacesuits, scenery and sets to look at, but did I mention boring?
Except for the idiots who think it's a good idea to fire guns in a spaceship.
And the baboons.
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