Life is too f-ing short

 

Thanks so much, Bank of America, for changing log-in security.

I used to be able to sign in to my account, check the balance, and sign out inside of 2 minutes.

Now, I have to ask for a code. My only choice is which telephone number to use. Which means I have to find my clam shell phone, power it up, and let it wait. Today, first time for this abhorrent procedure, I had to wade through spam, clear the Messages section, go back to my laptop, select the phone number. 

Maybe I would not be quite so pissed off if a lens in my glasses had not chosen that very instance to fall out of the frame. Teeny, tiny screw, you'll soon die in the vacuum.

The code came within 40 seconds, I will give you that.

I used to be able to sign in to Chase and check my balance, and sign out inside of 2 minutes.

Now, I have to ask for a code by email. Log in, etc.

Ditto El Toro Crapo for my credit union.

Two-minute checks now take more than 5 minutes. Life is too f-ing short.

Oh, and which ever online account demands I download its app ... Hell no.

Unless ... anybody want to give me a new iPhone and pay a year's worth of phone bills?

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