Take your Meta and sit on it

 

I used to work for people who lived by magical thinking. They changed the names of stuff and told everybody the stuff itself changed.

No, it didn't.

Dear Dorky Mark: You're filthy stinking rich because your Facebook eats the souls of children. Because your minions ignore the parts of the world that doesn't speak, read, write English.

Change names of your umbrella company every 30 seconds ... it will still be Destructor of Democracy, Poisoner of Facts, Mind-sucker of the Globe. And not in a good way.

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