Puritans rule

 

Despite efforts to avoid the NYC farce, I heard:

Newsies calling Stormy's visit with DJT an "affair."

Newsies calling her his "mistress."

A 2-minute fuck does not an affair make, nor a mistress. Each requires a greater commitment of time than DJT's capable of.

BTW, he's gonna get off. Nothing the jury's heard means "crime" to them.

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