26 December 2008

Victory of the will

Another Christmas has passed, and I have again controlled my desire to beat the living shit out of Reno's TV-news robots, who mindlessly proclaim the joys of a "white Christmas."

My problem might be that I can't stop from actually listening to what these intellectually challenged people say, instead of letting it roll past my brain, as most TV viewers seem to.

It would be fun to put the bag on every "white Christmas" wisher, and chain-gang them into shoveling every inch of sidewalk and walkway at my house, including the four-car-wide driveway. That's about 2 inches of snow tonight.

"White Christmas" that, moron.

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