27 January 2009

Gimme the money!

Economic stimulus package? Forget the package ... send checks for $50,000 to everybody with a Social Security account and federal tax-reported yearly income below $750,000.

I promise to spend most of mine, fast, as will the other 250 million people.

No stupid, greedy finance-biz wankers will get their wastrel hands on it.

Economy stimulated.

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